Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull
    
reviewed by Rad
Bennett

Photo © Paramount Pictures
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Nineteen years after Indiana Jones
and the Last Crusade, the franchise returns. Though this fourth installment is not a
total embarrassment, its evident that the well of ideas from which George Lucas and
Steven Spielberg first crafted Indiana Jones is running dry.
Harrison Ford is back to play Dr. Henry Jones, Jr., and to
re-create a character who can still hold center stage with little effort. Sure, at 65,
Ford (playing Indy at 57) moves a little more slowly, and is a bit more grizzled and
wrinkled, but by golly, give him a bullwhip and he can come through with flying colors. In
fact, screenwriter David Koepp makes a bit too much of Indys age. Its
established at the beginning that hes no longer the young archaeologist of
1981s Raiders of the Lost Ark, but Koepp practically drives the idea into the
ground.
The plot, cobbled together from different bits and pieces,
is not always cogent. Basically, its 1957, and some bad guys, headed up by one
really bad Russian spy (Cate Blanchett, sounding like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle),
want to find a mysterious crystal skull that they think will give them all sorts of power,
and a lot of gold to boot. Young Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf), who arrives on a motorcycle
in full leather, à la Marlon Brando in The Wild One, wants Indy to find a missing
friend and fellow archaeologist (John Hurt). Despite the age gap, Indy and Mutt bond,
albeit grudgingly, and anyone with half a brain will realize what their true relationship
is long before being hit on the head with it. The bad guys chase them as they run through
the jungles of South America to reach their goal. And thanks to the peculiar shape of the
crystal skull, the audience has pretty much guessed the nature of it long before our
heroes reach it.
The main problem with Crystal Skull is that
Spielberg, Lucas, and Koepp have simply recycled plot elements from the first three
Indiana Jones movies. This brings with it a heady rush of nostalgia, but once thats
over, there needs to be something fresh happening to these familiar characters.
It just doesnt happen. Theres too much banter
and backbiting dialogue, not to mention at least five one-liners too many -- James Bond
would blush. About midway through, I actually began to find it boring -- but then the
nonstop action kicked back in, and by the time a kazillion giant red army ants appeared,
much welcome adrenaline was again pumping through my system. This was what the first movie
was all about: those astounding action sequences. To 1981 audiences who had forgotten the
action films and serials of the 1940s, it all seemed fresh, new, and exciting. In its
final act, Crystal Skull recaptures much of that feeling, only to be scuttled by a
predictable ending with a coda thats altogether too cute.
Did I mention that Indy not only finds the missing friend,
but also Marion Ravenwood, his lost love from the first movie? Karen Allen is totally
refreshing in her reprise of that part, and she and Ford still have good chemistry. That
Allen is also a major part of the last, best third of this film doesnt seem a
coincidence.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
is an enjoyable popcorn movie -- an appealing, no-think action flick. The special effects
are quite good, especially the digital ants and a three-tiered waterfall, and the stunts
are mostly on the level of those in Raiders. The ending leaves open the possibility
of a sequel or two, though not in the way you might think (lest I divulge a spoiler or
two). If there are to be any more Indiana Jones movies, however, I advise getting a new
producer and director. These characters need to be subjected to new and surprising
wonders. |