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The 3 Worst Movies of 2005


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Mischa Hayek's picks...


Hostage

It’s hard to beat John Singleton’s Four Brothers in the bad-filmmaking race; however, director Florent Emilio Siri manages to just that with Hostage, a film that relies more on explosions than dialogue and manages to fizzle long before the end. How the heck did Bruce Willis ever get looped into starring in this dreck? Fortunately for him, he redeemed himself later in the year in the fabulous Sin City. But still -- Hostage is worse than Hudson Hawk and Hart's War! My advice to Willis: pick your roles more wisely, and don't star in any more movies that start with "H."


Four Brothers

What a stupid film! Four foster brothers run amok in Detroit avenging their foster-mother’s death. Violent and pointless, it is an insult to the audience. One scene that epitomizes the stupidity of this film takes place early on and sets the stage for more to come. Bobby Mercer (Mark Wahlberg) and his brothers break up a nearby high school basketball game, wave a gun around, announce their identities, and then demand that any witnesses to their foster-mother’s shooting come forward. I ask you, would any rational person come forward to some nutcase brandishing a gun? No one in the gymnasium panics or screams, nor does anyone bother to call the cops and advise them that an armed vigilante group just threatened 500 people at gunpoint. Apparently, this type of thing must happen all the time in Detroit. The cops do finally show up at the end when all the bad guys have been killed. Did I say the film was stupid?

2) Four Brothers 2) The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D
3) Dark Water 3) Flightplan
 


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