Heartbreakers
    
reviewed by Doug
Schneider Heartbreakers is not the type of movie you go into expecting much, and
because of that it delivers more than youd expect. Its a lighthearted,
whimsical story about a mother and daughter team who seduces men just to get their money.
In real life wed call them gold diggers (or much worse), but in this movie
theyre viewed as unlikely entrepreneurs.
Sigourney Weaver is Max. Shes an attractive, older
woman who believes a relationship with a man is not only pointless, it is also harmful and
will only lead to pain. Men, she thinks, will always cheat if given the
opportunity. The last time she had a relationship she had a child, Page (Jennifer Love
Hewitt), whos now blossomed in a voluptuous young temptress. Max has raised Page to
distrust men, and together the two work as a pair to not only seduce men, but to destroy
them as well (although thats not the womens prime motive). First, Max makes
the man fall in love with her, then when he marries her Page moves in and seduces him.
Cheating seems a surefire method for a quick divorce and a healthy payout settlement. All
the while, each go to great lengths to ensure that while theyre doing this they
never have sex with the men (the guys in the movie are that gullible) and, more
importantly, they never form any type of emotional attachment.
Weavers perfect as the cunning Max. Shes proven
her talent at playing a stone cold ice-queen in Ang Lees dreary The Ice Storm.
Here she takes a daring but effective comic turn with that type of character with fine
results. And while the aging Weavers still good to look at, being the eye candy is
really the job of Jennifer Love Hewitt in this film. With skimpy outfits and plenty of
cleavage, she commands the screen without speaking a word. However, while these two are
good, I thoroughly enjoyed Gene Hackmans role as tobacco billionaire Willam B.
Tensy. Hackmans never exactly had leading man looks, and here hes willing to
make himself look even worse than usual -- much worse, but with great results. Ray Liotta
pops in too. He seems to have resuscitated his career, first as the ill-fated Paul
Krendler in Hannibal, and now here as Dean Cumanno, Max and Pages first
victim in the film.
This is lightweight entertainment, just like the recently
released The Mexican. I enjoyed it, and laughed out loud more than a couple of
times. And although the whole thing goes on a tad too long, its better than most of
the mindless comedies weve had thrown at us. That makes it worth a *** rating. |