Charlie's Angels
    
reviewed by H.J.
Kim Only those who expected to be frightened by films like Scary Movie
will be disappointed by Charlies Angels. Trailers for this movie ran for
several months prior to its release and even if you only managed to catch it once,
youd know that this movie pretends to be nothing more than an extravagantly
glorified remake of a very dubious television show from the 70s. Charlies
Angels, the TV show, was a weekly parade of skin-tight outfits, feathered hair, and
sexy crime fighting via flashly smiles and glamorous hair flips. Charlies Angels,
the big-screen, mega-budget Hollywood movie, appropriates these ingredients and exploits
them on a comic level that spoofs such over-the-top "sex as a weapon" fixation
that often fascinates both Hollywood and movie-goers alike. Regardless of whether or not
you followed the series in the seventies, if you go to this screening with your
"political correctness" firmly checked at the ticket counter, youre in for
a laughter-filled two hours of camp, often juvenile, yet harmless silliness thats
loads of fun to watch.
Move over Jill, Kelly and Sabrina! Make room on the
Townsend sofa for Natalie (Cameron Diaz) the bubbly blonde, Dylan (Drew Barrymore) the
street-tough redhead, and Alex (Lucy Liu) the leather-clad brainy sex-kitten. The
anonymous millionaire Charles Townsend (voice of the original Charlie, John Forsythe)
still speaks to his angels through his speakerphone with goofy Bosley (Bill Murray)
"puppeteering" the angels through their latest world-saving mission. This time,
not unlike all the other times, the angels must rescue a genius engineer who has been
kidnapped and whose voice-recognition software has been stolen by an evil rival. Through a
series of high-tech manipulations and gravity-defying maneuvers, the angels successfully
rescue the engineer only to discover that they were sent on a wild goose chase. They have
been doubled crossed by the "bad guys" who are really after the one person
beloved by the angels. Yes, the angels risk their lives to protect Charlie, the
disembodied voice that brings danger, excitement and meaning into their otherwise
insignificant lives. (If my memory serves me correctly, this premise is stolen from an
actual episode. I recall the original angels twirling their locks in puzzlement trying to
figure out how they will "save" Charlie if theyve never seen him.)
Directed by Generation-MTV director McG and produced by
Hollywoods wild girl Drew Barrymore, Charlies Angels is shamelessly flashy and
fleshy. Nudity is only partial in this PG-13 action comedy, but cleavage and close-up butt
shots pretty much link one scene to the next. However, humor provides a balance to this
over-sexed cinematography. Borrowing from her zany role in Theres Something About
Mary, Cameron Diaz plays Natalie as ditzy and goofy. Perhaps the funniest moment in
this movie is when Natalie fulfills her dream of dancing on stage for Soul Train.
Performing her "white girl" dance to the dismay of the black crowd,
Nathalies enthusiasm and wackiness is pure entertainment. Lucy Liu also maximizes on
her personae as Ally McBeals Ling, a cold-hearted diva who is as intimidating
as she is appealing. Dressed predominantly in leather, Alex may resemble cat woman, but at
heart she simply aspires to cook wholesome meals for her boyfriend. Drew Barrymores
Dylan is a pseudo La Femme Nikita. Shes a reformed street punk who fights and
plays hard, even with the enemy.
All three characters are obvious clichés as are the
fighting scenes that explode on scene. The angels kick, leap, block and punch their
villains in a tribute to The Matrix, Mi:2, Jackie Chan and John Woo. Sure
its special effects overload, but I cant deny that I was both dazzled and
amused by their moves. (Did anyone catch the cheerleading choreography they used to fly
over the metal gate?) Charlies Angels may not amuse everyone, but if
youre looking for a silly spoof with some hard-kicking action sequences, go see this
movie and be prepared to laugh hard. Its worth its ***1/2 rating. |