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October 2004

Disaster-Proof Home Theater

As I write this, on September 1, hurricane Frances is at latitude 21.4 N and longitude 69.1 W, moving toward the west-northwest at 16mph. That’s about 780 miles east of Palm Beach, Florida. The current track by the National Hurricane Center (NHC) predicts landfall in two or three days, somewhere between Florida and North Carolina. I live in Wilmington, NC. I’m not a meteorologist, nor do I have any formal training in weather forecasting. I do live right on the Cape Fear Coast -- what has become known in recent years as Hurricane Alley. My house sits about 280 feet from the Intracoastal Waterway, a saltwater channel -- part natural, part manmade -- that runs about 3000 miles, from Boston, Massachusetts to Brownsville, Texas. It’s one of the most beautiful, naturally abundant views one could wish for; there are days where I can watch dolphin and osprey from my living room and hear the roar of the ocean just a few miles away. Mother Nature can turn this natural paradise into a living hell, however, and usually does sometime between August and October of each year.

I’ve been through a number of hurricanes in the past eight years. We had Bertha on July 16, 1996, Fran later that year, Bonnie two years after that, then Dennis and Floyd in 1999. We’ve had some minor brushes since then, as well: We felt the remnants of Charley this year, but Florida took the brunt of that category 4 hurricane. On the Saffir-Simpson scale, a category 4 designation is reached when sustained winds are clocked at 131mph, while a category 5 is pronounced when wind speeds are above 155mph. Category 5 hurricanes are rarities, and are often termed "catastrophic" because they leave total destruction in their path. Hurricane Andrew, originally thought to be a 4 back on August 24, 1992, has since been revised by the NHC, which has determined that the hurricane was indeed a 5. Andrew caused more than $30,000,000,000 in damage (yes, that’s the right number of zeros).

It’s a surreal feeling knowing that, within the next three days, I could be fishing on my pier -- or, just as easily, be in a hotel somewhere in the western part of the state, wondering if I should rebuild my house. Evacuation would be mandatory if Frances reached the coast at its current strength. Besides, my family’s safety is far more important than "riding out the storm" -- a fool’s notion in the face of a storm the intensity of Frances.

But there’s work to be done today. I’ve been considering the space my wife and I have in our two vehicles, which has led me to plan, in the case of an evacuation, what I would take with me vs. what I would leave behind. I’d take important documents such as insurance policies, and keepsakes such as photo albums. I’d take clothing and cash, too. My home theater would sit right where it is. I’m trying to ship out a few review samples today, but my own equipment is too big and heavy to be moved, and I’d have nowhere to take it anyway. Overall, though, the gear is of little concern.

I say all of this not to be melodramatic or flippant, but to put things in perspective. Home theater is a hobby, and home theaters -- even expensive ones -- can be replaced. It’s funny how, when you begin to take something too seriously, an event can come along that reshuffles your priorities. Have fun with home theater, but don’t take any of it too seriously. A negative review of a component that you own, a company that promised an upgrade that never materialized, a malfunctioning processor that’s been back to the manufacturer three times -- these are all unfortunate occurrences, but hardly the end of the world.

Consider this just a friendly reminder from your trusty Home Theater & Sound editor. And to those of you in Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas, be safe, and good luck.

 ...Jeff Fritz
editor@hometheatersound.com

 


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