| DVD Roundup June 2003
Hope Springs Eternal
I have seen what a laugh can do.
It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
-- Bob Hope
Bob Hope turned 100 on 29 May 2003. During his professional
life, he made 60-plus films; won the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award (1959); received the
Kennedy Center Honors Lifetime Achievement Award (1985); accepted the National Medal of
Arts (1995); and had Queen Elizabeth confer honorary Knighthood on him (1998). Hope is
listed twice in The Guinness Book of World Records -- first for having the longest
contract with a single network (61 years with NBC) and second as the "most honored
entertainer," for his more than 2000 awards.
His humanitarian and charitable work has raised hundreds of
millions of dollars. When Hope and his buddy Bing Crosby were trying to figure out how to
play more golf and help people at the same time, they hit on the idea of putting
celebrities with professional golfers and inviting the public, calling the tournament a
Pro-Am. Today, every community in the U.S. with a golf course has some form of a Pro-Am
benefiting a local charity.
Bob Hope has entertained American troops in every war since
WWII. When he finally had to call it quits and miss Operation Iraqi Freedom, the troops
missed one of their best friends. During the Vietnam War, he was a beacon of light for the
downhearted troops fighting a despised war. While researching this story, I found several
Internet sites where veterans talk about Hope and his impact on their morale. The most
memorable is from www.welcomehomesoldier.com,
offering the following words by Harry Kieninger, who had seen Hope on Christmas Day, 1966.
Bob Hope said, "We want you guys to know we are very
proud of you, and if the critics in the States were here today, I know they would hang
their heads in shame. We love you guys, we love you guys."
They sang "Silent Night" and we were all weeping.
At the end of the song, Bob Hope said again, "We love you with all our hearts and
we'll see ya when you get home."
We knew we were in war and hell, but for one day this brave
man made things better. For one day he made us know that if you have Bob you have Hope.
When he visited the troops, Hope would always take his
singing wife, Dolores. They were inseparable. In the whirlwind world of Hollywood romance,
Hope has been married to the same woman for 68 years. They are growing old gracefully and
together. Dolores turned 94 on May 27.
| Some of My Favorite Hope Quips On growing up:
- "I left England at the age of four, when I found out I
couldnt be King."
- "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to
dance - waiting for the bathroom."
- "My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the
liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was 21."
On his career:
- "The Stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It
flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life."
- When asked about the Oscar ceremonies: "At our house, we
call it Passover."
On growing old:
- "If I had my life to live over . . . I wouldn't have
time."
- "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more
than the cake."
- "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then
it's time for my nap."
On golf:
- "I set out to play golf with the intention of shooting my
age, but I shot my weight instead!"
- "Golf is my profession. I tell jokes to pay my greens
fees."
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For all these reasons, Hope is a beloved entertainer. But
dont forget that he made some sidesplitting films. With flawless comedic timing,
hilarious self-deprecating wit, and masterful double takes, Hope was an actor the studios
loved. So did the viewing public. Those of you who only know Hope from his disappointing
movies of the '60s and '70s, or for his generally inferior TV work of the '80s and '90s,
should give the man another chance. During his heyday, the 1940s, he put out a string of
brilliant and mirthful films, which Universal has just released to coincide with
Hopes 100th birthday. The series, titled Bob Hope -- The Tribute Collection,
includes many of Hopes finest moments.
The best place to start any Hope collection is his series
of "Road" films with Bing Crosby. The two men were friends and skilled
professionals. Both had done their time in Vaudeville and on the stage. Most important,
they were so attuned to each other, and sounded so relaxed, most people thought they were
improvising. They werent. In fact, the best comedy writers in Hollywood stood in
line to write for Hope and Crosby. The men were just so good, and such a perfect pairing,
they made everything look easy. The films were wildly successful and on each years
best-selling list. Universal has just released the first four (and best of the seven Road
films) separately for $14.95 each, or in a four-film box for $39.95.
The Road to Singapore (1940) was the first film in
the series. Producer Harlan Thompson had a good script, but both Fred MacMurray and George
Burns had passed on the project. Thompson noticed Hope and Crosby at the Paramount studio,
always fooling around and cracking jokes. He decided to cast them in The Road to
Singapore. Crosby was already a major singing star and Hope had made a few successful
films. But no one at Paramount was prepared for the sensational box-office performance of
the movie. The thin story line is about two sailors trying to escape marriage and live out
their island fantasies. Then they meet the curvy and voluptuous Dorothy Lamour. Like all
the Road films, this one is a hodge-podge of comedy, action, and music, with Lamour
playing the gorgeous straight woman.
The Road to Zanzibar (1941) has our boys back as
carnies working Africa. Hope plays Fearless Frazier, a stunt man always getting into
predicaments, courtesy of his friend, Chuck Reardon (Crosby). They eventually meet up with
a pair of cute con artists and end up as potential dinner for a cannibal tribe. This film
is even funnier than the first. Pay special attention to the repartee between Hope and
actress Una Merkel, something I wish we could have seen more often.
The Road to Morocco (1942) is the best of the Road
films. As usual, Crosby plays the smart one, always willing to sell Hope down the river.
In this case, they are stowaways that wash up on the African coast. Desperate for food and
money, Crosby sells Hope into slavery. That slavery isnt too bad since his owner is
the dazzling Princess Shalmar (Lamour). Both men eventually vie for her affections, which
doesnt go down too well with Mullay Kassim (Anthony Quinn), her jealous lover. This
is the most farcical of the series, with plenty of funny twists. It is also a great place
to see how well Hope had mastered his comedic craft, especially in his drag turn as Aunt
Lucy.
The Road to Utopia (1946) upholds the high standards
of The Road to Morocco. Here, Crosby and Hope pretend to be two tough thugs in
order to locate a secret gold mine. When the real thugs show up, the fun begins. Lamour is
back, this time as the daughter of the original owner of the map to the treasure. For me,
the most exciting part of Utopia is the presence of the legendary Robert Benchley
(lynchpin of the Algonquin Round Table) as the narrator. His presence is enough to
recommend Utopia. He starts the film by saying, "For one reason or another,
the picture which you are about to see is not very clear in spots. As a matter of fact, it
was made to demonstrate how not to make a motion picture and at the same time win an
Academy Award. Now someone, in what is known as the front office, has thought that an
occasional word from me might help to clarify the plot and other vague portions of the
film. Personally, I doubt it." For the rest of the film, Benchley offers hilarious
commentary, raising the comedy quotient above that of the other films. Benchleys
prophecy almost came true. The film was nominated for an Academy Award for its screenplay,
but lost to The Seventh Veil.
Other Titles in the Universal Tribute
Collection
- Ghost Breakers
- Caught in the Draft/Give Me a Sailor
- College Swing/Big Broadcast of 1938
- Louisiana Purchase/Never Say Die
- My Favorite Blonde/Star Spangled Rhythm
Worthy Hope Films on DVD from Other Studios
- The Great Lover (Brentwood)
- The Lemon Drop Kid (Brentwood)
- The Princess and the Pirate (HBO)*
- Road to Bali (Brentwood)
- Road to Rio (Brentwood)
- The Seven Little Foys (Brentwood)
- Son of Paleface (Brentwood)
- They Got Me Covered (HBO)*
- *The HBO items are out of print, but still available, if
youre willing to pay the price!
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All of the Road-film discs have a documentary called Bob
Hope and the Road to Success, a 13-minute gushy overview of Hopes work. Each DVD
has an additional featurette about the times, a photo gallery, and a trailer. On all the
DVDs, picture and sound are excellent for the era. Those of you willing to accept the
invasive and decidedly unsociable PC-friendly software on the DVD can also have a look at
the script.
Universal is also releasing a series of two-fers of classic
Hope films for $14.98. The two best of the bunch are Monsieur Beaucaire (1946)/Where
Theres Life (1947) and Sorrowful Jones (1949)/The Paleface (1948).
By the time these four films were released, Hope was a major star. The audience knew what
to expect -- a cowardly wisecracker who always gets into sticky situations and has to
figure a way out. My personal favorite is Monsieur Beaucaire, a hoot of a costume
piece where Hope plays King Louis XVs barber.
His most popular film, The Paleface, is childish,
but still packs comic clout. Sorrowful Jones is better. It was the first of three
films Hope would do with Lucille Ball, and the one-liners zing by at hyper-speed. A remake
of Shirley Temples Little Miss Marker; this time Hope gets stuck with a
little girl as collateral for a gambling debt.
After generously stuffing two films on one DVD,
theres not a lot of room for extras. We get a few trailers and some production
notes. Both picture and sound quality are perfectly adequate.
So heres wishing a happy birthday to Bob. His
grandfather lived to be 99 years and 11 months, a feat Bob hoped (sorry) to exceed. He has
accomplished it, in the meantime offering joy to the world, money to the poor, and moral
support to the troops, while still having time to keep a good marriage and a four
handicap. We should all be so blessed.
...Wes Marshall
wesm@hometheatersound.com |